EXTREME Christian Vehicle makes "Impact" in Pennsylvania

Stopping into Rutters to hit up the ATM, I noticed this beauty parked outside:

Well, maybe the lord was looking the other way because he left it there long enough for me to run home and grab the digital camera. Now, to be honest, I only live a minute away. When it comes to church vans, I'm used to seeing the blue van with the white writing on the side. This must be the new thing. Someone figured that if they created this monstrosity they would attract a new type of youth to the church. At any minute I was expecting the "Extreme!" gang from 'Harold and Kumar go to White Castle' to jump in and speed away. They didn't leave any detail untouched. From the alloy rims to the blacked-out grill to the rallye-style lighting to the fire extinguisher inside the windshield. I bet it's got a pep boys muffler too.

Now I do realize that they have every reason to soup up a van in this way. I'm not saying that they shouldn't. I'm not saying that they are doing any wrong unless you consider the spreading of Christian mythology to be wrong. That's another post for another day. I just wonder what it would be like to put decals all over a vehicle like this that say "Impact Atheism". I bet the sheriff in some small town along the bible belt wouldn't see any problem with that. You just may be thrown in county lockup for "hating the lord and savior". www.derekmartin81.com [digg=http://www.digg.com/comedy/EXTREME_Christian_Vehicle_makes_Impact_in_Pennsylvania]